Author Archives: a damsel & her dog

My Favorite Ex-Boyfriend

My favorite ex-boyfriend got engaged recently. My heart jumped out of a 17 story building & has been bleeding out on the sidewalk below ever since. I knew the day was inevitably coming. He talked about her in our circle … Continue reading

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Protected: Happy Re-Birthday

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Protected: Self Help Yourself

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Richard Marx Was Right.

I should’ve known better. The other day I was thinking about this as the day passed that would have been mine & my first serious boyfriend’s 13 year anniversary. That’s right, had we stayed together our relationship would have been … Continue reading

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Protected: Merry Ex-mas

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Protected: Survey Says . . .

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Pants On Dance Off

A few months ago, I was begrudgingly the plus one at another wedding.  My date was my best friend & I was so annoyed by the fact that I was going I had to will myself into it by visualizing … Continue reading

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Jumping The Gun

After the most serious ex of my life & and I broke up, it took me months to move on.  I pretended to be social for a while. I’d put on a booby shirt and head downtown but I just … Continue reading

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Pilot Episode

I did it. I named my blog after a character who says I love you on the first date and falls in love with the same girl over and over again.  I find traits of myself in Mr. Mosby. I … Continue reading

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