Author Archives: a damsel & her dog

You’re (Maybe) (Definitely Not) (Probably?) The One.

I am 31. I have been a bridesmaid in 7 weddings. At all of these weddings I’ve witnessed the same thing. Tulle & disposable cameras & the professing that they have married ‘The One.’ I think you’re already getting it … Continue reading

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Protected: A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

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Auld Lang Mine

Here it is, 16 days into the New Year. I am a month & a few days shy of my 31st birthday & I feel like this might be the year I do something besides add 27 new shows to … Continue reading

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My Favorite Ex-Boyfriend

My favorite ex-boyfriend got engaged recently. My heart jumped out of a 17 story building & has been bleeding out on the sidewalk below ever since. I knew the day was inevitably coming. He talked about her in our circle … Continue reading

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Protected: Happy Re-Birthday

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Protected: Self Help Yourself

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Richard Marx Was Right.

I should’ve known better. The other day I was thinking about this as the day passed that would have been mine & my first serious boyfriend’s 13 year anniversary. That’s right, had we stayed together our relationship would have been … Continue reading

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